March 2011

(The Players Theatre, 115 MacDougal St, New York, NY 10012) (7:30pm) Noel Coward’s delicious bonbon, Fallen Angels shocked and amused audiences in its London debut in 1925. Julia and Jane, longtime friends, married to very respectable gents have their cozy lives upturned when they learn that the dashing French lover they shared years before is coming to London. (FREE) Event Website

(Joyce Theater, 175 8th Ave, New York, NY 10011) (Varies) Presenting another exhilarating season of dance featuring the New York premieres of "For Joy,” "Vanishing Languages” and “…the heart…” as well as revival performances of “Light Lies,” “Shattered,” “Tears Rolling,” “White Dragon,” & “Treading”. ($10+) (212-242-0800) Event Website

(Gotham Comedy Club, 208 West 23rd St (btwn 7 & 8th Aves), New York, NY 10011, 212.367.9000, Venue Website) (7pm) Girls Gone Wildly Funny, our comedy extravaganza! The irreverent Michele Balan hosts a laughter-filled evening with top comics Judy Gold , Poppy Champlin, Claudia Cogan and Emma Willman. Get out of the office and get out the house! Pre-show networking at 7pm with snacks and $5 margaritas. ($15 + 2 drink minimum) Event Website

(92nd Street Y, 1395 Lexington Ave, New York, NY 10128) (8pm) Arianna Huffington is the cofounder and editor in chief of The Huffington Post. Joseph E. Stiglitz is University Professor at Columbia University in New York and chair of Columbia University's Committee on Global Thought. In 2001, he was awarded the Nobel Prize in Economics for his analyses of markets with asymmetric information. ($29) Event Website

(the cell, 338 W. 23rd Street, New York, NY 10011) (8pm) Struggling with her own religion and sexuality, Jacqueline must negotiate her relationship with Abia, a male-identified female, who is deciding whether or not to begin the process of physically becoming a man. ($10) Event Website

(Stonewall Inn, 53 Christopher St, New York, NY 10014) (7pm) This event is aimed at honoring women who are making a difference in the greater LGBTQ communities. This year our event will be benefiting the incredible group Holla!Back. ($25+)

(See website for locations) In celebration of the city’s unparalleled artistic communities, Armory Arts Week highlights a neighborhood or borough’s arts scene each night with events. Past events have included special receptions, open studios, art tours, museum discounts, performances, panels, artist discussions and parties. (FREE) Event Website

(Metropolitan Pavilion, 125 West 18th St, New York, NY 10011) (Varies) PULSE New York is the city's largest and most highly regarded fair dedicated exclusively to contemporary art. This edition will be its most diverse ever, with 101 exhibitors representing 26 countries in Europe, Asia, and the Americas. ($20) Event Website

(LGBT Community Center, 208 West 13th St, New York, NY 10011) (7pm) his two-hour evening is aimed at LGBT entrepreneurs, executives, business owners and client-oriented, sales professionals like you. You get five minutes to introduce yourself, talk about your field, sync up contact info, and exchange business cards. And you get an incredible opportunity to network with a roomful of motivated, connected professionals like you. ($10members/$20 non-members) Event Website

(Dixon Place, 161 A Chrystie, (Between Rivington & Delancey), New York, NY 10002) (7:30pm) TOM JUDSON in his one-man show. A theatrical memoir detailing Tom's life in all areas of show business: acting in Broadway musicals (Cabaret, 42nd Street) composing music for film and television (Whit Stillman's Metropolitan, Sesame Street) and the work for which he is probably most widely known, appearing in gay adult films as Gus Mattox. ($15/$20 @ door) Event Website

(Ars Nova, 511 West 54th Street, New York, NY 10019) (8pm) Acrobatic burlesque superduo Trixie Little & The Evil Hate Monkey are taking their act to the limit--will they end up superstars or dumpster divers? Either way, this high-flying, glitter-fueled, tassel-twirling duo is leaving it all on stage in their frenzied scramble to the top. ($15) Event Website

(Pier 66, 26th St in Hudson River Park, New York, NY 10011) (Varies) Fountain is a guerrilla-style art event, dubbed by many as the “Anti Art Fair” for its brash, off-the-wall offerings of non-traditional art exhibitions in the art fair environment. ($5 donation) Event Website

(Galapagos Art Space, 70 North 6th St, Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY 11211) (7pm) A night of theatrical/burlesque/circus revelry! From dynamic aerial performers to hunky escape artists to an acrobatic duo; these men are bringing the sexy into DUMBO’s water-filled performance hall. This is an evening for all types! ($20) Event Website

(New Orleans, LA) This celebration is one of the most outrageous gatherings in New Orleans, bringing in almost as many gay revelers as Southern Decadence Event Website

(Town Hall, 123 West 43rd, New York, NY 10036) (8pm) Over a course of 40 years, Newman has combined sophisticated orchestrations and indelible melodies with story-song lyrics that veered between the unabashedly romantic and the sarcastically humorous. ($60+) Event Website

(People's Improv Theater, 154 West 29th St., New York, NY 10001) (9:30pm) A darkly funny cabaret that finds the humorous, the stupid and the downright absurd in today's social and political landscape in the form of side-splitting sketches, fast and funny monologues and Broadway-worthy songs. Featuring an ensemble of New York's most exciting emerging writer/performers, Seamlessly presenting more than 40 sketches and songs in under an hour. Neither Left or Right, Political Subversities sinks its comedic teeth into everyone from Palin to Palestine, bedbugs to Bloomberg, Obama to Oprah - no one is spared. With fresh material every week, the show is always riding the edge of the political and cultural moment. ($10) [email protected] Event Website

(B. B. King Blues Club and Grill, 237 West 42nd St, New York, NY 10036) (6pm) An auction featuring a cuddly chorus line of one-of-a-kind teddy bears, each meticulously outfitted in original, handmade costumes by Broadway’s leading costume designers and representing memorable characters from plays and musicals, past and present. The skill and imagination devoted to the creation of these coveted collectibles has been recognized worldwide, from The Museum of The City of New York – where 10 bear alumni reside as part of the permanent costume collection – to media acclaim as far away as England and Japan. Noted designers such as Bob Mackie have created original bears for these auctions. Event Website

(New Parade Route: 47th & Skillman Ave. to 58th St & Woodside Ave) (2pm) St Pats For All is a generous coming together of community groups, bands, artists and musicians who for few hours turn the streets of Sunnyside and Woodside into “Ireland of the Welcomes”. Hospitality is at the heart of this St. Patrick’s celebration which each year welcomes the diverse communities of New York City. (FREE) Event Website

(Meadowlands Expo Center, 355 Plaza Dr, Secaucus, NJ 07094) (11am - 6pm) Chocolate World Expo is literally a “world of chocolate” featuring almost 60 local and regional producers (plus a few international ones) offering tastings & sales of gourmet chocolates, baked goods, specialty foods, cheeses, gelato, wines and much more! ($15) Event Website

(Dizzy's Club, Frederick P. Rose Hall, Home of Jazz at Lincoln Center, Broadway at 60th St, New York, NY 10023) (8pm) Featured Ensembles include Gold Company and University Jazz Orchestra of Western Michigan University. Special performances by Kurt Elling and Bob Mintzer. ($65+) Event Website

(Neil Simon Theatre, 250 West 52nd St, New York, NY 10019) (Varies) Previews begin. The high-flying new musical comedy based on the hit DreamWorks film and the incredible true story that inspired it! ($70+) Event Website

(Joe's Pub, 425 Lafayette, New York, NY 10003) (7pm & 9:30pm) a musical romp written by and starring SANDRA BERNHARD and JUSTIN VIVIAN BOND in which they play country cousins whose lives have led them in very different directions. One went from being a rock chick to born again motherhood in the Midwest and the other from small town gay to urban art world sophisticate. ($25) Event Website

(Landmark on the Park, 160 Central Park West at 76th St, New York, NY 10023) (6pm) Celebrate the courage and leadership of a few groups and individuals who have contributed significantly to IGLHRC's global mission ($150) Event Website

(Academy Theater at Lighthouse International, 111 East 59th St, New York, NY 10022) (7pm) A screening of “White Heat,” the movie that marked the return of James Cagney to the gangster genre that made him a star. Directed by Raoul Walsh, “White Heat” tells the story of mother-obsessed escaped convict Cody Jarrett, the leader of a ruthless gang of thieves. ($5) Event Website

(Astor Center, 399 Lafayette St (at E. 4th St), New York, NY 10003) (8:30pm) Bartenders, cocktail waitresses, brand ambassadors, advanced amateurs: looking to expand your cocktail-making repertoire? Step behind the bar with mixologist Jonathan Pogash and craft your own original cocktails. After a quick primer on basic bar techniques, current cocktail trends, and the science behind perfect flavor combinations, you'll be let loose to create your own unique libations. ($65) Event Website

(Gotham Hall, 1356 Broadway, New York, NY 10018) (7pm) This is a unique culinary event prepared by a team of world-famous chefs to benefit GMHC. The event shines a spotlight on the celebrity chefs we admire for their passion and plates. The evening includes a cocktail reception, auction, an elegant four-course dinner. ($1,000) Event Website

(Joyce Theater, 175 8th Ave, New York, NY 10011) (Varies) A world premiere of Dark Habits, an evening-length work that, through Keigwin's indomitable theatricality, examines fashion and drama. Driving the dancers' vigorous physicality is a score that features original music by cellist Chris Lancaster and pianist Jerome Begin, joined with instantly familiar rock music. ($10+) Event Website

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(Roy Arias Theater IV, 300 W 43rd Street, New York, NY 10036) (8pm) George C. Wolfe's classic theater work directed by Bill Johnson- featuring Soyini Crenshaw, Melissa Gibbs, Myriam Moss, Nihara Nichelle, Jasmine Taylor,Tavarius Graves, Rafael Moreno, Michael Stith & FranCisco Vegas. http://uptownproductionscoloredmuseum.eventbrite.com/ ($20) (9173340764) [email protected] Event Website

(Astor Center, 399 Lafayette St (at E. 4th St), New York, NY 10003) (8:30pm) Jesse Eisenberg will read along with actress Lili Taylor at Now Showing, the Alliance for Young Artists & Writers's fundraiser for creative scholarships. The night of lit, music, and art also includes a silent auction and the sounds of Rasputina, Max Vernon, and DJ Gilles Wasserman. ($30+) Event Website

(Barnes & Noble, Union Square, Union Square, New York, NY 10003) (7pm) With The Money Class: Learn to Create Your New American Dream, the bestselling personal finance expert teaches readers how to take control over their present in order to build the future of their dreams. (FREE) Event Website

(92YTribeca, 00 Hudson St, New York, NY 10012) (9pm) Another hot lineup takes the stage this week, hosted by famed New York performer Hedda Lettuce (Lettuce Rejoice, Project Runway). The "Queen of Green" is joined by Pat Candaras (The Moth), Adam Cozens (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon) and more. ($20/$25 @ door) Event Website

(All Starbucks locations) (3pm - 5pm) Starbucks is turning 40, and to celebrate four decades of decadents, they will be giving away free petite pastries for three days. The stores will be launching a new logo, new signage, and petite pastries, so stop by to treat yourself and check out the changes. (FREE) Event Website

(LGBT Community Center, 208 West 13th St, New York, NY 10011) (7pm) Bringing together some of the country’s leading experts. Panelist include Brian Ellner, Senior Strategist for the Human Rights Campaign; Evan Wolfson, Executive Director of Freedom to Marry and Ross Levi, Executive Director of the Empire State Pride Agenda. ($10) Event Website

(BOOKMARC, 400 Bleeker Street, New York, NY 10014) (7pm) Rufus Wainwright and Tim Hailand will be signing copies of their new photo book; "One Day in the Life of Rufus Wainwright" photos and design by Tim Hailand, text by Rufus Wainwright and introduction by Cherry Vanilla. Available at: www.onedayinthelifeof.org and also exclusively @ BookMarc (FREE) Event Website

(BAAD! The Bronx Academy of Arts & Dance, 841 Barretto St, Bronx, NY 10474) (8pm) Presented by Mix NYC and curated by Campbell, this program of short works queerly subverts the iconic images of our racial imagination whether staging the perversity of the plantation era with shadow puppetry, disrupting Bollywood rescue scenarios with a genderf*ck fantasy or cross-dressing as Mammy to force us to look maids in the eye, these international artists of color create visionary worlds where gender, race and desire slide along a shifting terrain, forcing audiences out of their comfort zones. With works by Harold Offeh, Hetain Patel, Lisa Reihana, John Sealey, Tejal Shah and Kara E. Walker. (FREE) (718 842 5223) [email protected] Event Website

(Santo’s Party House, 100 Lafayette St, New York, NY 10013) (11pm) This is for the monster in you! Expect a night full of beautiful belly-dancers, sexy hoopers, and a showcase of transporting visuals by our favorite VJs fueled by the earth shattering Bass Music of Opiuo, MartyParty and Freq Nasty. Expect it all. ($25) Event Website

(Pier 94, 711 12th Ave, New York, NY 10019) (Sa & Sun 10am - 6pm) Internationally known and a staple for New Yorkers. Celebrities and major designers and decorators from all over the country attend it in droves, and shoppers come from around the world to discover future trends! 500 Exhibitors on the Hudson River. ($15) (973-808-5015) [email protected] Event Website

(Jacob Javits Center, 655 West 34th St, New York, NY 10001) (Sa noon - 7pm; Su noon - 6pm) Includes the GLBT friendly companies from every industry, both large and small, Fortune 1000 and Gay-owned companies. Paint the Javits purple for networking, socializing, shopping, entertainment and people-watching. ($15) Event Website

(LGBT Community Center, 208 West 13th St, New York, NY 10011) (8pm) Meet lots of guys ages 20s & 30s one-on-one for a series of 3-minute dates, then get a free mingling period to meet anyone else in the room. Tell us which men you want a second date with. This is a great opportunity to meet guys for time-efficient face-to-face contact and see what kind of chemistry is there. It’s a lot of fun and could lead to meeting someone special! ($20) (212-971-1084) [email protected] Event Website

(LGBT Community Center, 208 West 13th St, New York, NY 10011) (8pm) It’s speed-dating with a unique twist: answer four questions about your interests, values, and lifestyle, and get assigned to four different groups of men who gave answers similar to yours. Also meet guys one-on-one in a free mingling period. Finally, write a list of the men you want to date, and minutes later you find out your mutual matches. A unique way to meet men you are compatible with. ($20) (212-971-1084) [email protected] Event Website

(LGBT Community Center, 208 West 13th St, New York, NY 10011) (8pm) Our pets are an important part of our lives and this can be a make or break criteria for a relationship if our potential lover does not like animal. Enjoy a complimentary wine and get a chance to mingle during refreshment break. Well behaved dogs allowed but they must be able to be ok sitting and being quiet during event. ($21) Event Website

(ConEdison, 14 Irving Pl, New York, NY 10003) (8:30am - 6pm) The “mental athletes” competing in the 14thAnnual U.S.A. Memory Championship have been training for the past year. Competitors will attempt to memorize the following in 5 to 15 minute time periods -- depending on the event: • 500 numbers • 99 names and faces • An unpublished poem including punctuation • Two decks of shuffled cards (FREE) Event Website

(Pier 94, 711 12th Ave, New York, NY 10019) (10am - 6pm) Internationally known and a staple for New Yorkers. Celebrities and major designers and decorators from all over the country attend it in droves, and shoppers come from around the world to discover future trends! 500 Exhibitors on the Hudson River. ($15) Event Website

(Town Hall, 123 West 43rd, New York, NY 10036) (8pm) The curtain will rise one last time at NYC’s historic Town Hall in celebration of seven glorious years of this musical benefit. All My Children star Cameron Mathison will serve as host for the evening’s festivities along with The View ‘s Oscar, Tony and Emmy Award-winner, Whoopi Goldberg and Emmy Award-winners, The View ‘s Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepherd with General Hospital’s Anthony Geary and scores of your favorite stars from ABC’s All My Children, One Life to Live and General Hospital. f you’re a fan of ABC Daytime you will not want to miss what promises to be an unforgettable evening! ($50) Event Website

(Christ & St. Stephen’s Church, 120 West 69th Street, new york, NY 10023) (7pm) American baritone Mark Rucker almost became a football player. Fortunately for the opera world, he heeded the non-stop encouragement of his high school choral director and has since become a world-class dramatic baritone, singing in opera houses all over the U.S. and the world. The program will include selections from Pagliacci, Cavalleria Rusticana, Tosca, Rigoletto and Andrea Chenier, among others. The Chelsea Opera production fund. ($25 GA / $15 (sen/stu), $30 & $20 @ door.) (212-260-1796) [email protected] Event Website

(Billy's, 184 9th Ave, New York, NY 10011) (11am) Start at Billy's, an experienced crowd pleaser. Then head to Amy's at Chelsea Market, a top baker who never disappoints. Next stop is Cupcake Stop, started with a truck now a store. And lastly Magnolia Bakery, the grandmommy of them all. ($5 donation) Event Website

(Anthology Film Archives, 32 2nd Ave, New York, NY 10003) (Su 4:15pm & Tu 7pm) This hour-long work, in which actor Eric Farr serves as an on-screen stand-in for closeted gay Hollywood star Rock Hudson, conducting us on a guided tour of excerpts from his films in a search for traces of his hidden life. ($8) Event Website

(Marriot Marquis, 1535 Bwy, New York, NY 10036) (5:30pm) Straight for Equality Gala aims to honor and celebrate some amazing straight allies. Their selfless support of the LGBT community truly embodies the spirit of PFLAG. ($300) Event Website

(MetLife, 1095 Avenue of the Americas, New York, NY 10019) (65pm) How would gay marriage in New York impact your business? Find out more from John Liu, New York City Comptroller and a group of panelists whose business will benefit from same-sex marriage. Following this informative discussion will be an hour of networking. ($25/$35 non-member) Event Website

(The TimesCenter, 242 West 41st Street, New York, NY 10018) (6pm) The esteemed Tony Award-winning British playwright and Academy Award-winning screenwriter discusses his work on stage and screen, including the ideas and history behind his play “Arcadia,” which opens on Broadway March 17. ($30) Event Website

(ihi (The Institute for Human Identity), 322 Eighth Avenue, Suite 802 at 26th Street, New York, NY 10001) (7pm) Led by Shanequa Anderson, LMSW This workshop explores issues in Q family life for persons of color. LGBTQ parents often face more difficulty in building a family than their straight counterparts, and Q families of color may face additional hurdles because of their ethnicity. Society at large judges minority groups more harshly for not conforming (FREE) (212-243-2830) [email protected] Event Website

(BAAD! The Bronx Academy of Arts & Dance, 841 Barretto St, Bronx, NY 10474) (8pm) Produced by award-winning documentary filmmaker Jamila Wignot, The Triangle Fire chronicles the fire that tore through the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory in New York City on March 25, 1911 (days after the first International Women’s Day) killing 148 young women and forever changing the relationship between labor and industry in the United States – a relationship that is still in question today as Americans re-examine the balance between the welfare of citizens and the motivations of global capitalism. (FREE) (718 842 5223) [email protected] Event Website

(Quad Cinema, 34 West 13th Street, New York, NY 10011) (Varies) Tells the story of Mart Crowley's groundbreaking play "The Boys in the Band" - from overnight sensation on Broadway, to Hollywood's first gay movie, to cultural landmark and worldwide phenomenon - all the while having a complicated and sometimes controversial relationship with the gay community. ($11) Event Website

(Madison Square Garden, 4 Penn Plaza, New York, NY 10001) (8pm) Elton John and his band will appear in concert performing his "Greatest Hits Live" concert, featuring number one chart hits and classic album tracks from throughout Elton's incredible five-decade career. ($36.50+) Event Website

(ihi (The Institute for Human Identity), 322 Eighth Avenue, Suite 802 at 26th Street, New York, NY 10001) (70pm) A ground-breaking new support program of workshops and counseling for LGBTQ parents and prospective parents. While LGBTQ persons now more freely contemplate marriage and family life, they still face more difficult challenges than their straight counterparts. The Family Q workshops alert the participants to the emotional issues they and their children will face, and gives them the insights and tools needed for productive family building. Family Q also provides follow-up counseling for workshop participants. (FREE) (212-243-2830) [email protected] Event Website

(Deutsche Bank, 60 Wall Street, New York, NY 10005) (6pm) In a conversation tailored to investors and business owners, panelists will include investment strategists and economists from powerhouses like UBS and Deutsche Bank, along with market observers from major Wall Street firms. Advance Ticket Required

(Under St. Marks, 94 St. Marks Place, (between 1st Avenue and Avenue A), New York, NY 10009) (10pm) Celebrate Purim, the Jewish Mardi Gras, with this irreverent retelling of the story of Queen Esther, filled with queer twists, men in dresses and Jewish slapstick. ($18) Event Website

(LGBT Community Center, 208 West 13th St, New York, NY 10011) (6pm) Offering a summer share? Seeking a share? Meet your match and enjoy beverage bargains at the Center. Whatever your budget, find tempting offerings in every category -- quarter-share, half-share, full share. A share offers you a superior experience and the happy option of sharing meal costs. (Share Seeker $15; Share Offeror $40) Event Website

(Pier 94, 711 12th Ave, New York, NY 10019) (10am - 7pm) Explore the latest ideas and products for the home — from furniture and lighting to kitchens and baths. Whether starting from scratch or searching for that single object to finish a room, the Show promises to introduce you to something you simply have to bring home. DIFFA ($25+) Event Website

(Madame X, 94 W. Houston St., New York, NY 10012) (8pm) An evening of in-the-buff readings of some of Ireland's greatest authors. Nasty Canasta is joined by burlesque superstars Sapphire Jones, Stormy Leather, Honi Harlow and RunAround Sue, as the Naked Girls kick off St. Patrick's Day in the traditional way: with gorgeous naked women reading from some of the best stories of Erie ever written. Featured pieces will include classics by Oscar Wilde and James Joyce; selections from contemporary authors Desmond Hogan and Roddy Doyle; traditional folk tales and stories; and musings on the demon Drink by authors from Ireland and beyond. ($15 - $25) (212-539-0808) [email protected] Event Website

(Pier 94, 711 12th Ave, New York, NY 10019) (6pm) Designers and guest mingle during this dazzling preview of the amazing design installations while sampling treats from NYC's top restaurants and gourmet food purveyors paired with delicious wine and cocktail. ($150) Event Website

(Park Avenue Armory, 643 Park Ave, New York, NY 10065) (11am - 7pm) More than 70 of the world's leading fine art photography galleries will present a wide range of museum-quality work including contemporary, modern and 19th century photographs, as well as photo-based art, video and new media. ($25) Event Website

(5th Ave from 44 to 86th Sts) (11am) Hundreds will walk the 248th annual parade. This historic event happened for the first time on March 17, 1762, sixteen years before the Declaration of Independence was adopted. Gay protestors will again be out in force, bringing attention to the fact that LGBT marchers are still not allowed in the parade. Event Website

(Wild Project, 195 East 3rd Street, New York, NY 1009) (7pm) The only burlesque show where you can see over 20 performers share the stage while every dollar donated is matched by MAC AIDS Fund* for this year's NYC AIDSwalk!!! Featuring a stupendous silent auction, and the Best in burlesque, variety, and circus. ($20 donation) Event Website

(New York Marriott at the Brooklyn Bridge, 333 Adams Street, Brooklyn, NY 11201) Directed by New York Times Crossword Puzzle Editor Will Shortz, this is the nation's oldest and largest crossword competition. Prizes are awarded in more than 20 categories, including a $5,000 grand prize. Evening games, guest speakers, and a wine and cheese reception allow solvers to meet each other in a relaxed and entertaining atmosphere. Event Website

(Radio City Music Hall, 1260 6th Ave, New York, NY 10020) (8pm) This tour will differ from her previous concert schedules in that she will perform music exclusively from her chart topping CD NUMBER ONES. Don't look for special effects. Just listen to and look at Janet, as you have never seen her before. ($59.50+) Event Website

(BAAD! The Bronx Academy of Arts & Dance, 841 Barretto St, Bronx, NY 10474) (8pm) Marga Gomez spills everything in a workshop production of her 9th solo show “Not Getting Any Younger” a comedy about lies, vanity, and the good old days. Known for her critically acclaimed performances about her Latino family and queer adventures, the sly storyteller has saved her scariest tale for last. Marga doesn’t want to do this show but she’s giving it all because she’s “Not Getting Any Younger.” ($15) (718 842 5223) [email protected] Event Website

(Film Forum, 209 West Houston, New York, NY 10014) (5:30pm) According to the director, it took 10 years to make this portrait of Cunningham, the legendary New York Times Styles photographer. Meet the film's director, Richard Press, and its producer, Philip Gefter, at a private screening. Richard and Philip will introduce the film and host a brief TalkBack. ($14) Event Website

(The Stone Pony, 913 Ocean Avenue, Asbury Park, NJ 07712) (9pm) Out & Proud Jersey Shore Rocker Christine Martucci's party to celebrate her anxiously awaited 3rd CD Release, "Sin & Redemption". The All Woman Band Kathouse closes the night performing at the "Angels & She-Devils" after party. ($15 Advance/$20 Door) (201-675-6514) [email protected] Event Website

(See website for details) (Sa 1pm, We 11am) The Uprising of the 20,000 and “The Fire That Changed America.” From factory workers to aristocrats—remarkable women left their imprints on this neighborhood and beyond. No reservations are needed. ($15; $12 Seniors) (212 242 5762) [email protected] Event Website

(Launch F18, 373 Broadway (btwn White and Franklin), New York, NY 10013) (6pm) EVB sensation, Andrej Dubravsky will be included in this show of contemporary drawings based on the theme Not Quite Human. Andrej's interview, photos and artworks were featured on East Village Boys which catapulted him into the NY gay scene. These works in this show are incredible drawings of his series on boys vs men theme. Other artists also pitch in on the Not Quite Human theme which is far reached in theme and content. This is a fun, not pretentious show of young artists who are serious about their art. (FREE) [email protected] Event Website

(Metropolitan Room, 34 West 22nd St, New York, NY 10010) (9:30pm) The live talk show address gay-teen homelessness wih Ali Forney Center staffers. Plus: OutQ host Frank DeCaro and sing/actor Marcus Paul James. ($5) Event Website

(Marriot Marquis, 1535 Bwy, New York, NY 10036) (5pm) The GLAAD Media Awards recognize and honor media for their fair, accurate and inclusive representations of the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender community and the issues that affect their live ($500) Event Website

(Roseland Ballroom, 239 West 52nd St, New York, NY 10019) (noon - 7pm) The Black Party Expo and Bazaar will feature 100s of exhibitors, artists, porn stars and talent from around the world coming together to promote their latest films, websites, music, toys, books, art, novelties, fashion and more. ($25) Event Website

(Dixon Place, 161 A Chrystie, (Between Rivington & Delancey), New York, NY 10002) (9:30pm) Shelly Mars and Kirby (DP's mascot) offer a night of bull-dyke bullshit, artistry and edgy performance. ($10) Event Website

(The Altman Building, 135 West 18th St, New York, NY 10011) A celebration of the best cask beer and local food available. Expect to have your palate rocked as you sample some of the most amazing cask beers from here, there and everywhere in between. Local chefs from over twenty NYC restaurants will whip up delicious eats for all! ($65) Event Website

(West Chelsea Arts Building, 526 West 26th St. (10th & 11th Ave.), New York, NY 10001) (1pm) Visit 7 exhibits of cutting-edge painting, sculpture, electronic media & photography, by gay & lesbian artists and others of interest to a queer sensibility, led by a former gay studies professor and art critic for the New York Blade. While you’re there, socialize with arts-oriented gay men & lesbians! ($20) (212-946-1548) [email protected] Event Website

(BAAD! The Bronx Academy of Arts & Dance, 841 Barretto St, Bronx, NY 10474) (8 pm) For over 10 years, the compilation dance concert at the BAAD!Ass Women Festival has been a highlight showcasing an exciting and diverse line-up of choreographers and a magnificent mix of contemporary dance and performance forms. This year’s artists include Toni Renee Johnson, Sasha McCarter, Djuna Passman, Denise Perry, Dawn Robinson, Meli SanfiOrenzo & Sandra Passirani, Simone Sobers and Marya Wethers. ($20) (718 842 5223) [email protected] Event Website

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(JCC in Manhattan, 334 Amsterdam Ave at 76th St, New York, NY 10023, 646-505-4444) (7pm) Dust off those costumes, and break out the groggers! Join over 250 friends, old and new for our Fourth Annual Community Purim Party, complete with appetizers, Hamantaschen, lots of alcohol, and one major dance party! ($12) Event Website

(West End Collegiate Church, 368 West End Avenue @ 77 St., New York, NY 10024) (5pm) Acclaimed opera singer Regina Zona performs vocal music by Mozart, Strauss, Barber and Heggie, with one of South Africa’s foremost pianists, Kathleen Tagg. The concert is part of the “Music at West End” Concert Series, presenting high quality musical offerings to the Upper West Side, in its mission to “build community through music.” Groups are welcome. Voluntary contributions benefit West End Church community programs. More information about Regina Zona can be found at: http://www.reginazona.com/ (FREE) (212-663-2900) Event Website

(BAAD! The Bronx Academy of Arts & Dance, 841 Barretto St, Bronx, NY 10474) (6pm) Story Telling with Words and Pictures: A cartooning workshop by Jennifer Camper For anyone inspired by comics, no experience necessary. Cartoonist Jennifer Camper leads participants through a series of games that explore how words and pictures work together to create narration. Explore new ways to stimulate drawing and writing. (FREE) (718 842 5223) [email protected] Event Website

(Arch at Washington Square) (1pm) Essentials of the Village—history, culture, architecture, personalities, and “The Fire That Changed America.” No reservations are needed. ($15; $12 seniors) (212 242 5762) [email protected] Event Website

(Pier 94, 711 12th Ave, New York, NY 10019) (76:30pm) Be prepared for the same dazzling dining installations, the delectable food and wine pairings of TABLE HOP & TASTE, and the astounding innovation of the Student Design Initiative. ($500) Event Website

(Cedar Lake Theater, 547 West 26th Street, New York, NY 10001) (6:30) Performances over two days and feature 19 dance companies. Come experience some of the finest dance New York has to offer, all to benefit Dancers Responding to AIDS, a program of Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS. ($30+) Event Website

(Loews Regency Hotel, 540 Park Avenue, New York, NY 10065) (7pm) Bruce Robert Harris and Jack W. Batman, producers of GAYFEST NYC, Inc., the country’s premier arts organization devoted to the discovery, development and production of new LGBT-themed plays, have announced its annual Gala, featuring cocktails, hors d’oeuvres, celebrity entertainment and silent and live auctions. Headlining the event will be Wanda Sykes, who ranks among Entertainment Weekly's 25 Funniest People in America. She will be joined by Michael Urie (“Ugly Betty,” The Temperamentals, Angels in America) and composer/singer Lance Horne, whose debut CD solo recording, "First Things Last," is now available on the Yellow Sound The Harvey Milk High School ($150 tax deductible contribution) (212-868-5570) [email protected] Event Website

(The TimesCenter, 242 West 41st Street, New York, NY 10018) (6pm) Tony winners Sutton Foster, Joel Grey and director/choreographer Kathleen Marshall discuss the new Roundabout Theatre production of Cole Porter’s musical comedy “Anything Goes.” And, of course, there will be music. ($30) Event Website

(Wild Project, 195 East 3rd Street, New York, NY 1009) (8pm) Angela Di Carlo presents an encore performance of her original musical, “The Mad World of Miss Hathaway”. She portrays JoAnne Hathaway, the know-it-all red-headed secretary of advertising agency Spencer-Colfax, circa 1963. If you missed them last year, now is your chance to see both episodes in one night. An evening of musical comedy with old favorites and a few surprises! ($15) Event Website

(Metropolitan Pavilion, 125 West 18th St, New York, NY 10011) (6:30pm) The Center Dinner was created as an opportunity to celebrate the work of the Center in the company of good friends, good food and good entertainment.This year’s Center Dinner will honor lawyer, activist and Broadway producer Tom Kirdahy, who has been a devoted Center board member since 2005. ($500, after party $75) Event Website

(Symphony Space, 2537 Broadway at 95th St, New York, NY 10025) (8pm) Handsome hunks from your favorite Broadway shows compete in beauty pageant style for the title, "Mr. Broadway" in the talent, interview, and swimsuit competitions. Celebrity judges (including SNL's Rachel Dracht) and host Tovah Feldshuh guide the show along, but ultimately the vote is up to the audience. Ali Forney Center ($25 / $50 / $150) (212-400-0282) [email protected] Event Website

(Don't Tell Mama, 343 West 46th Street, New York, NY 10036) (7pm) After a hiatus of almost six years, tenors Bill Brooks, Edd Clark, Steven Tharp, and musical director Paul Stephan are returning to Don’t Tell Mama’s with 3 TENORS…IN SEARCH OF AN ACT 2. It’s a new show packed with the same wicked, smart, and uplifting material that made their Bistro Award winning show 3 Tenors…in Search of an Act, so successful. After seeing the first show, David Finkle wrote “…how much room is there for three new tenors who’ve decided to goose their disparate careers by banding together? You’d better make room…they could be booked immediately into the best rooms in the country” ($15 cover/2 drink minimum) (212-757-0788) [email protected] Event Website

(Marquee Nightclub, 289 10th Avenue, New York, NY 10001) (7pm) One of the largest fundraisers celebrating the lesbian community, with over 500 women and their friends in attendance. ($30+) Event Website

(BAAD! The Bronx Academy of Arts & Dance, 841 Barretto St, Bronx, NY 10474) (6:30pm) Get ready to move and groove in this workshop on embracing curves and body awareness with a dance class to urban and Latin beats followed by a professional dietician and chef to talk about healthy food choices within a budget. Encourage inner strength and confidence with dancers Cynthia Paniagua and Jessie Flores and nutritionist Ana Maria Quispe. Co-presented with Pepatian. (FREE) (718 842 5223) [email protected] Event Website

(Mitchell Gold + Bob Williams, 210 Lafayette St (between Spring & Broome Sts), New York, NY 10012) (6:30pm) This year's event will be hosted by MSNBC anchor, Thomas Roberts. Other special guests include NBC's Ann Curry, Frank Bruni of the New York Times, JuJu Chang of ABC News, HLN's Jane Velez-Mitchell and many more. ($150) Event Website

(Trump Soho, 246 Spring Street, New York, NY 10013) (6pm) This year's LeGaL Community Vision Awards will be presented to: Servicemembers Legal Defense Network and Professor Suzanne Goldberg ($225) Event Website

(BAAD! The Bronx Academy of Arts & Dance, 841 Barretto St, Bronx, NY 10474) (8 pm) As the Arab world is leading an evolution/revolution, three queer Arab artists bring compelling works that put their culture and identity front and center with theatre/performance artist Andrea Assaf, spoken word artist Amir Rabiyah and more. Also a photo presentation titled The Women of the Egyptian Revolution complied by Leil-Zahra Mortada. ($15) (718 842 5223) [email protected] Event Website

(Skirball Center for the Performing Arts, 566 LaGuardia Place, Washington Square South, New York, NY 10012) (8pm) Following two years of sell-out performances, Big Gay Sing is back, and even bigger than before. The prize-winning NYCGMC presents Big Gay Sing 3D, an indescribably pink and fluffy evening, featuring the amazing sound of 200 of the gayest individuals you can imagine. Event Website

(BAAD! The Bronx Academy of Arts & Dance, 841 Barretto St, Bronx, NY 10474) (8pm) Don’t miss this one of a kind collaboration of Future/Retro fusion with the tropical sounds of Retumba known for traditional folkloric Puerto Rican music and the Nuyorican experience that La Roka AKA B girl Rokafella has been channeling with her band "RPM." Tag-teaming the musical presentation will be cameos of dance and digital media. Clapping your hands and kicking off your shoes to dance is highly encouraged. ($15) (718 842 5223) [email protected] Event Website

(Isabella Freedman Jewish Retreat Center, 116 Johnson Road, Falls Village, CT 06031) The second annual Nehirim Men’s brings together gay Jewish men from around the country (and their admirers!) for a weekend of community and spirituality. Presenters include Huffington Post columnist Jay Michaelson, Corporate trainer (Mitsubishi, Canon) Joe Weston, and Jewish innovator Amichai Lau-Lavie. ($225 including room & board) [email protected] Event Website

(Meadowlands Expo Center, 355 Plaza Dr, Secaucus, NJ 07094) America’s largest consumer ocean adventure exposition celebrating scuba diving, travel, and underwater exploration. Every year Beneath the Sea gathers together nearly 400 exhibitors including a host of experienced and respected international professionals. Event Website

(Union Square Ballroom, 27 Union Square West, New York, NY 10011) (9pm) DJ Vito Fun & Guest hosts Brian Delshad and Micah Jesse ($10) Event Website

(LGBT Community Center, 208 West 13th St, New York, NY 10011) (9pm) The beautiful queer women of NYC are taking over the Center for an evening of hot music, dancing, a salacious burlesque show and sexy beats with two of New York's premier DJs! DJ Stilletto and DJ Fucci will be spinning all your favorite hits just for you! Kisha Batista actress (The Agressives, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Blackout, Inside Man, She Hate Me) and activist will be emceeing for the dance! The LGBT Community Center ($8/, $10 @ door) (212-620-7310) [email protected] Event Website

(Marriot Marquis, 1535 Bwy, New York, NY 10036) (6pm) Outrageously glamorous charity ball featuring Broadway-caliber Entertainment. Black Tie or Dress Uniform. Honorary Chairs & CoChairs Sandra Bernhard • Alan Cumming • Bebe Neuwirth ($150+) Event Website

(Holy Apostles, 296 Ninth Avenue, New York, NY 10011, 212-807-6799, Venue Website) (8pm) Conducted by Cynthia Powell Leora Perlman, soprano Leroy Davis, bass Eric Sedgwick and Taisiya Pushkar, duo-pianists Sam Lazzara, timpani ($20/ $25 @ door) [email protected] Event Website

(Pier 94, 711 12th Ave, New York, NY 10019) (Sa 10am - 7pm, Su 11am - 6pm) The world’s largest fine art trade show, providing dealers, collectors and buyers with access to thousands of innovative works from artists and publishers in one single venue. ($10+) Event Website

(LGBT Community Center, 208 West 13th St, New York, NY 10011) (11am - 5pm) Combining author readings, poetry performance, academic panels on the past and future of lgbt literature and publishing, specialized events for genre readers and writers, and something for all of our community. Event Website

(BAAD! The Bronx Academy of Arts & Dance, 841 Barretto St, Bronx, NY 10474) (8pm) Las Krudas rocked BAAD! in 2007 and return to NYC for a rollicking concert of Cuban Hip Hop! Joining the bill and bringing some Bronx flava will be the powerhouse vocalist, Lah Tere. The event will begin with a screening of the short documentary Reina de mi Misma, Queen of Myself: Las Krudas d’ Cuba by Celiany Rivera-Velázquez. ($20) (718 842 5223)

(7th Ave - Greenwich Ave) Start off the summer of 2011 with the Christopher Street Festival!

(Dixon Place, 161 A Chrystie, (Between Rivington & Delancey), New York, NY 10002) (4pm - 7pm) NYC World Theatre Day Celebration: Theatre artists from around the world will gather to hear the International Message read by a New York theatre luminary - as well as to watch footage from SPLAT Performances and celebrations around the world. Event Website

(Tribeca Grand Hotel, Two Avenue of the Americas, New York, NY 10013) (10:30am) CONNECT. ENGAGE. DISCOVER. Be inspired with dot429 & NewFest as we present a sneak peek into the films & events for NYC's own..." ($40/$45 @ door) Event Website

(Intrepid Museum, Pier 86, 12th Ave & 46th St, New York, NY 10036) (6:30pm) The event features the extraordinary Spring/Summer 2011 Collections along with the best collection of silent auction items yet -- from high fashion to high art. Mix all of that with a superstar DJ, and serve over fine chilled cocktails and you've got a recipe for The Fashion Charity Benefit of the season! ($250) Event Website

(Players Theatre, 115 MacDougal Street near West 4th St., NY, NY 10014) (7pm) TWO WACKY SHAW ONE ACTS! 'GREAT CATHERINE': The lusty Empress, Catharine of all the Russias, doesn't waste much time beating around the bush. When an emissary from London arrives in her court, she does what she must to get what she wants.. 'ANNAJANSKA, The Wild Grand Duchess': Written immediately after the 1917 Russian revolution, we find a mysterious Grand Duchess doing her bit for both sides. ($25) (212-352-3101) [email protected] Event Website

(Longacre Theatre, 220 West 48th St, New York, NY 10036) (7pm) An all star salute to Terrence McNally featuring Angela Lansbury, Marian Seldes, Audra McDonald, Tyne Daly, Edie Falco, John Glover, Emily Skinner, Stephen Bogardus, Alexandra Silber Marin Mazzie, Jessica Molaskey, Joyce DiDonato, Barbara Walsh, and Bobby Steggert. Conceived and directed by Tony winner John Doyle ($75+) Event Website

(69th Regiment Armory, 68 Lexington Avenue @ 26th St., NYC, NY 10010) (6:30pm) Featuring 50+ restaurants and food from over 35 nations, including Vietnamese, Italian, Uzbekistani, Brazilian, Cambodian, Russian, Tunisian, and Cajun/Creole among many others, Choice Eats stands out as a food event that highlights the hidden gems of New York City’s diverse culinary landscape. ($70) Event Website

(Pulse Restaurant, 45 Rockefeller Center, New York, NY 10111) (6:30pm) This events allow you to participate in a community of high quality LGBT professionals and businesses including entrepreneurs, business professionals and executives, small and medium sized business and startups. Speed Networking is similar to the concept of speed dating, except it's for making business connections. It's like a regular networking event at an accelerated speed. It involves matching networkers with many new contacts in a short time. It's a fun, effective, low pressure way to add contacts to your business network. ($10/ $20 cash at door) Event Website

(HERE Arts Center, 145 Avenue of the Americas, New York, NY 10013) (7pm) Homer, a middle-aged Pakistani-American engineer, and Matthew, a surly teenaged outcast, as they meet for secret rendezvous at a local Holiday Inn. This is no ordinary affair. The play is a collage performance, and incorporates original writing with re-appropriated transcripts from contemporary journalism, youtube videos, conservative Christian weblogs, torture theory and practice, and popular cultural representations of the Columbine Massacre and the attacks at the World Trade Center in New York City in 2001. ATTA BOY conflates the xenophobia/homophobia in the national responses to these traumatic historical moments, and maps a creepy topography of vulnerable desire. ($15) Event Website

(Apple Store SOHO, 103 Prince Street, New York, NY 10012) (7pm) Join actor and director David Schwimmer ("Run, Fatboy, Run," "Friends") as he discusses his new film, "Trust." (FREE) Event Website

(Dance Theater Workshop, 219 W. 19th Street, New York, NY 10011) (7:30pm) A metatheatrical recreation of the legendary 92nd Street Y interview with Martha Graham and dance critic Walter Terry. The production commemorates the momentous date of Graham’s passing (April 1, 1991) and marks Richard Move’s return as Graham to New York, with a new incarnation of the celebrated Martha @... series. ($20) Event Website

(Hilton New York, 1335 6th Ave, New York, NY 10019) BASF offers 3 days and 4 nights of Latin Dance workshops taught by some of the most sought after instructors, dance showcases put on by world renowned performers. Event Website

(City Opera Thrift Shop, 222 East 23rd Street, New York, NY 10016) (6pm) An exclusive shopping event that brings together the interior design and visual arts communities to benefit New York City Opera. Guests can shop from amongst our collection of designer home furnishings including fine furniture, antiques, art, and home accessories at a savings of up to 75% off retail prices. ($60) Event Website

(Yankee Stadium, East 161st St, Bronx, NY 10451) (1:05pm) Yankee season opener against Detroit Event Website

(Skirball Center for the Performing Arts, 566 LaGuardia Place, Washington Square South, New York, NY 10012) (8pm) Based in Madrid, Spain, and never before seen in New York City, they bring their passionate contemporary ballet dancers to the Skirball Center stage for the company's final tour with the world-renowned repertoire of former Artistic Director Nacho Duato. ($25+) Event Website

(Don't Tell Mama, 343 West 46th Street, New York, NY 10036) (9pm) After a hiatus of almost six years, tenors Bill Brooks, Edd Clark, Steven Tharp, and musical director Paul Stephan are returning to Don’t Tell Mama’s with 3 TENORS…IN SEARCH OF AN ACT 2. It’s a new show packed with the same wicked, smart, and uplifting material that made their Bistro Award winning show 3 Tenors…in Search of an Act, so successful. After seeing the first show, David Finkle wrote “…how much room is there for three new tenors who’ve decided to goose their disparate careers by banding together? You’d better make room…they could be booked immediately into the best rooms in the country” ($15 cover/ 2 drink minimum) (212-757-0788) [email protected] Event Website

(Lincoln Center, 70 Lincoln Center Plaza, New York, NY 10023) (8pm) Following a performace of Donizetti’s most intoxicating operas, join your fellow opera queens and cultural gays for a performance by Julliard- trained drag diva Shequida, who will be stirring up musical mischief while showing off her multi-octive range on opera selections and pop hits. Tickets includes a discounted Orchestra ticket to the opera, plus admision to the post-show party with free cocktails. Code:LOVEBN11 ($75) Event Website

(Fifth Avenue 2 59th St to Washington Square Park) (noon) Created in 1986 to remedy a glaring omission in the list of NY’s annual ethnic and holiday parades. The King or Queen of Fools will be chosen based on the loudest cheers. Come in costume and prepare to participate. (FREE) Event Website

(Loews Village, 766 Third Ave, New York, NY 10003) (Varies) Lesbian parents Terry and Samantha (Candice Holdorf and Elissa Goldstein) wind up at the center of a heated courtroom drama when they try to get married in this new limited-release film from Jana Mattioli. ($12.50) Event Website

(7 W New York, 7 West 34th St off 5th Ave, New York, NY 10001) (Fr 3pm, Sa 10am, Su 11am) A must see for anyone interested in the finest American craft being made today and will feature 100 internationally renowned artists producing one-of-a-kind and limited edition pieces. Craft Emergency Relief Fund + Artists’ Emergency Resources ($15) Event Website